You've got 20 years of dirt on him. We turn it into the hardest diss track since the mixtape era — written, recorded, in your inbox in 24 hours.
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The team he swears by that never wins. The Vegas story. The haircut he thinks still works. Dump it all in — spelling doesn't matter.
From golden-era battle rap to modern drill. Pick the sound that fits the crime.
We write it, record it and mix it. Next time you're with the boys — hit play and watch his face.
Takes about 2 minutes. You bring the dirt, we bring the bars.
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Full refund within 30 days. Free revisions always included. You see the lyrics before you pay.
Optional add-on: his downfall, officially released. Your artist name, your cover, one link the whole crew can stream.
Your song. Your artist name. Live on Spotify & Apple Music. We design the cover.
+$19.90Optional add-on. Make it physical.
On an oak stand, with a QR code that plays the track.
+$19Add-ons are optional and picked on the offer page.
We've been making diss tracks since we were burning them onto CD-Rs for each other's birthdays — they hit harder than any gift ever did. So we thought: why should only rappers get to do this? Now your beef gets the full studio treatment.
Takes about 2 minutes. You bring the dirt, we bring the bars.
Roast your homie →